Itâs been 5 days since I saw
Prometheus
at the
IMAX
and a part of me canât stop thinking about it. Prometheus is one of those movies where the opinions seem to be quite diverse, and I thought I should jump in with my take on the movie. This will be one of my split reviews where I first give a spoiler-free review and after a big enough warning sign go into some more detail.
If youâve seen my blog posts from the past month, youâll know that I only saw
Alien
and
Aliens
for the first time a couple of weeks ago⊠Theyâre just movies I somehow never got around to seeing, and Iâm glad I finally did. I loved Aliens, but Iâm not as a massive fan as some people I know, mainly cause I havenât had as much time to invest into it as some.
Prometheus is a sort of prequel to the Alien franchise, set 30 years earlier, but in the same universe. Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace) and Charlie Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green) are archeologists who uncover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, which leads them to the unexplored moon LV-223. Joining them on their mission are David (Michael Fassbender), an android, Meredith Vickers (Charlize Theron), a Weyland Corporation employee sent to oversee their mission, and a bunch of scientists (I just *love* writing plot summaries, Iâm so good at it).
The first thing that comes to mind when discussing Prometheus is how drop dead gorgeous it is. Itâs got some of the most stunning visuals Iâve seen this year, and it looks awesome seeing it on a huge IMAX screen (I had a lot of problems with the 3D though, but I think that was more of a problem with my contact lenses). Everything seems so well designed and looks sleek and suitably sci-fi-y; the interior of the space ships, the space suits, nothing looks out of place (well, almost nothing. The one thing that ruined it a bit for me and jerked me back to reality was seeing my own
kitchen tools
in the background in one of the scenes.)
I think the weakest part of the movie is its plot. I wonât go into too much detail here (read on after the spoiler warning for more), but itâs not the smart, intelligent sci-fi movie that I was hoping for. Half of the story feels predictable, the other half feels contrived; there are some plot jumps that depend on stupid character decisions that feel forced. Prometheus does raise some interesting, worth-thinking-about issues, but I just wish it dealt with them a bit better.
Noomi Rapace is great as Shaw, bringing the right balance of a strong yet vulnerable woman. There are parts of her character that I didnât like, but thatâs got more to do with the plot than with her acting. I constantly had a feeling there was more depth in her character that we didnât get to see. I feel pretty similar about Charlize Theronâs character. Sheâs great as the bitchy ice queen, but I canât help but think they could have delved much more into her background. The highlight of the movie though is Michael Fassbender. Heâs awesome as the android, David, and has some of the best moments in the movie.
Regardless of the weak plot though, I did really enjoy Prometheus. Itâs not the sci-fi I was hoping it would be, but itâs still an interesting movie and one thatâs worth seeing in the cinema. Itâs one of the most gorgeous and well designed movies of recent years. Despite all thatâs wrong with Prometheus, it did make me think and I canât help but like that about this movie.
Scroll down past the photo to hear my spoilery-y thoughts about Prometheus.
Beware! Here Be Spoilers
As I said above Iâm not a huge Alien fan, so Iâm not as invested in the continuity as some other people might be. In general, I think Prometheus almost did a pretty good job with being a sort of prequel: itâs set in the same universe, on a different planet, with different aliens. And up until that very last scene, it made perfect sense. Showing the Alien in that last scene though kind of ruined it for me. I might be wrong and this might be actually explained in whatever Ridley Scott has planned for a sequel, but how I see it is that theyâve now implied that Aliens are part âweird beige monsterâ, part Engineer and part human. That would mean that somehow the Alien from Prometheus ends up being on the planet of Alien and Aliens, or there was another combination of monster + Engineer + human. If it wasnât for that final scene though, I think I would have been perfectly happy with the continuity of Prometheus (Iâm open for anyone pointing other stuff out though).
My main gripe with Prometheus is how weak the story is. The more I think about it, the more holes I keep discovering. Not considering the continuity aspect, a lot of the plot seems flimsy and predictable. Shawâs pregnancy, Weyland being on board the ship, Vickers being Weylandâs daughter; you could see those plot twists coming from a mile away. Which would have been okay if they then had any impact, but each of them get handled in too quick a manner which didnât feel right.
Besides that the underlying motivations of each character seems off; they all make decisions that donât follow what we know about them. Why doesnât Shaw get angry with David about her pregnancy? Some meaningful glances between them show that she clearly knows that he was behind it. Why is Vickers even on the ship? Sheâs mentions something about not wanting to be stuck in a board room, but wouldnât it have made more sense if she was forced to be on the ship because of Weyland? And donât get me started on the so-called âscientistsâ. They make some of the most idiotic decisions in the movie, jeopardising their own mission. Taking off your helmet in a complete alien environment? Trying to pet a weird worm-like creature? Yes, theyâre scientists and theyâre supposed to be on a ground-breaking, brave expedition. That doesnât mean that they should throw caution in the wind and act like complete dumb-asses.
Finally, letâs talk about the âaliensâ. I like the whole concept of initially having a virus as the monster, but I never got that claustrophobic, scary feeling that the Alien movies were so good at. It touches on it lightly when Shaw finds out sheâs pregnant and tries to operate on herself to remove it, but after that one scene we go back to as it was before (and she seriously recovers that quickly?!? Okay, itâs a super special medical operating device, but that quickly?!?). Viruses are interesting, but thatâs mainly when you see how paranoid and scared the characters become when dealing with a virus. In Prometheus itâs mainly the viewer who is aware of the virus and how dangerous it is, but I donât think thatâs enough for it to be truly terrifying.
Then in the last act we also get the Engineer. In theory he sounds scary: hereâs one of the creators of mankind and he now wants to destroy us. Itâs like finding out your parents want to kill you. And yet⊠why? It all feels hollow without there being any explanation of why the hell they now want us dead. Also: if this Engineer was âfrozenâ for the past couple of centuries and this planet was a super secret military base, why didnât his home planet respond? I understand that this might all be explained in a sequel, but without this explanation the threat of the Engineers feels meaningless.
What did you think of Prometheus? Did you love it? Hate it? Somewhere in between? Let me know in the comments; Iâm curious to hear what everyone else thought about it!